Dear Sis,
Maintain the mystery.
To men, women are mythical goddesses. You are fickle and powerful, yet you appear to operate outside the realms of logic and reason.
We constantly wonder what you look like naked, we are desperate to learn what your breasts feel like and we yearn to touch your insidy bits. You must keep us guessing.
We are like Icarus who yearned to touch the sun – we must not succeed lest we be burned and fall back to earth, disillusioned by reality.
I regularly meet women with whom I become enamored, and I invariably strive to seduce them immediately. I can’t help it. If I get to give her an insidy massage with my peeny too soon, my curiosity is sated, and my interest in her is diminished. Yes, I am an asshole.
Biologically, the cave man in me sees a relationship with her as a gamble – I could end up caring for a previous lover’s child. Psychologically, it is an indication of her low self-esteem.
I will no longer worship her.
It is not fair, we are not equal. Equality is a myth.
Don’t get me wrong – high quality men are discerning. The urges I’m talking about are biologically hard-wired in us, but men with high IQs are actually likely to be more faithful than their dumber counterparts. The smarter they get the further they deviate from their evolutionary genesis, but that’s exactly it: It takes intelligence and an incredible force of will to contradict biological urges.
The more promiscuous the females, the bigger the male's balls. True story.
To make yourself appealing to these high-value men, then aside from being the amazing and special little snowflake that you are, you should display a discerning and healthy sexual appetite.
We’re not interested in prudes. The accessibility of the lady garden is a delicate balance. If it is completely inaccessible we can’t be bothered. We want a woman who wants us.
In my experience (of being snagged – not snagging, I’ve never seduced a man), it’s most effective to use a dash of demure restraint that hints at a ravenous, insatiable sexual hunger. Make it seem as if you’re a sexual Pandora’s box waiting to be unlocked.
Toy with him, occasionally spurn his less impressive advances – he’ll step up his game when he realizes that he has to prove that he’s man enough to unleash your explosive passion. Make him work for it!
For those girls I’ll come back for more, this time with renewed tenacity and charm, and a fancy shirt on. Then I’ll happily spurn legions of gaping-legged slappers for the chance at an ongoing, sexually replete, faithful relationship with a goddess.
We might not look a gift horse in the mouth, but it may be prudent to check elsewhere for VD.
Love,
Harry
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Harry, I cannot believe you have written such mysoginist claptrap!! What you have written represents men from the dark ages, the Victorian era…and it’s also not the slightest bit new…It’s The Rules all over again (which I’m sure you have read). The problem with your opinion is that
a) it takes no account of persoanlity/inteligence and emotional connect in a relation ship. If the sex was that good, but nothing else was (eg the girl was a manipulative bitch) would you stay in it? Do you not judge the girl on her personality, generosity, creativity, friends’circle (and whether she has any friends, as many girls don’t); depth; spirituality; her lack of nagging, her lack of being a gold digger and so on…??
b) Men that follow your game will end up with either manipulative, cold bitches with whom they will never laugh and never have interesting conversations or bullying, nagging types who will emasculate them or perhaps a neurotic, depressed, type of girl…Nice.
c) You cannot form a relationship with a woman based on how hard she plays to get in the bedroom…This kind of behaviour is usually displayed by a woman that has read the Rules and is trying to trap a man…so sure you will get trapped and the post the wedding discover who you have really married.
It really is time for men to use their intelligence and to analayse relationships in more depth…and look at all the factors that make a good relationship such as equal income; common culture; common values; some (not all) common interests; enjoying each other’s company and silence etc..