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Dear Sis: He just stopped calling?

Posted 31 Aug 2011 — by Harry
Category Dear Sis, Rants

I keep getting asked to write this blog. I have resisted because I must sheepishly admit that I’ve done one or two ‘cease and desist’ breakups before.

As I am (or have on occasion, been) one of those pricks, I can give you the inside scoop.

But first, let’s be honest, if a guy ‘just stops calling you’ then things weren’t ‘going great’. They sucked, in some way or another, and your ability to recognise and be honest about that is really important. We should all remember that the world operates how it does regardless of how we like to imagine it does. Learn to spot the warning signs.

Disclaimer: Some of these scenarios might seem a bit autobiographical, but any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is purely incidental and possibly also accurate. Read More

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Girls gossip, and size does matter

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Posted 18 Jan 2011 — by Harry
Category Dear Sis, Provocative

There are a variety of factors that conspire to make us men feel inadequate about sex. Porn doesn’t help – it’s not only bad for our penis-envy, it’s also terrible training. But beyond that, there is also the problem of the female propensity to discuss sex.

Women seem to think that it is men that talk about sex a lot. It’s an utter fallacy.

We talk about who we’d like to have sex with, and how we might go about getting that sex, but when it comes to the post-coital debrief with mates, male sex conversations go like this:

“So how’d it go?”

“Yeah good”

“Did you root her?”

“Yep”

“Nice. Was it good?”

“Yep”

And that’s it. That’s pretty in-depth, even for best mates. A really persistent pervert might go as far as to ask about her pubic hair cultivation or ask if you got a ‘gummy’, but only a boaster would answer.

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Julian Assange: Lover of ladies, Rapist of free speech

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Posted 14 Dec 2010 — by Harry
Category Provocative

Get ready ladies – this pugnacious intellectual rapscallion is on the prowl.

Pretty please let me rape you

Take a look at the WikiLeaks guy, does anything about him say “I can overpower and have my way with two women”? No. Nor does his OkCupid dating profile.

The US is baying for his blood, they are worried that he might say something that will endanger their freedom of speech.

Never mind that he’s exercising exactly the kind of freedom of speech that their first amendment is meant to be guaranteeing, the right to political dissent – because he’s 87% slut, according to his purity test. Yah, right, you’re a man whore, just like every other ‘Julian’ I know.

The redacted police report alleges that Julian refused to wear a condom with one woman, (who who still willingly had sex with him) and he had sex with another woman while she slept.

In Sweden, that amounts to rape.

I read that – and I became very disturbed. If Sweden is right, then I too have been raped.

P.S: Thanks for the idea Colly.

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Dear Sis: How to find a man

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Posted 16 Nov 2010 — by harry
Category Dear Sis, How to

Sis,
Why do I continually have female friends, hot friends, funny and smart and successful friends complain to me that they can’t get a man?

Giraffes also like pies. High rise pies.

I’m a typical sex-starved male, and attractive women complaining about not getting sex is a bit like having a next-door neighbour who puts her tasty-smelling pies on the windowsill and then complains over the fence that no-one’s eating them; while I sit in my yard, starving to death, too polite to ask for a bite. I love pie.

But is it about the pies? All of these friends who’ve asked me this in the past few years say similar things: That they’re not picky, that they are actively looking for a man, and that they think there must be something wrong with them.

If you’re tempted to think ‘There’s something wrong with me’, you’re not going to be looking for different ways to do things, you’ll be looking for entirely different way to be. That is such a challenging idea to have in mind that some women end up repelling men rather than seducing them. You’ll seem unpredictable, unapproachable, shy, damaged.

Only abusers and losers seek out damaged women. If you want an impressive man, then be an impressive woman.

Get ready to bake some pies: Read More

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Dear Sis: Ignore my advice

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Posted 28 Sep 2010 — by Harry
Category Dear Sis

Dear Sis,

God's second attempt at human...

Ignore my advice.

I am a man. I am stupid by design. Women are not just the fairer sex, you are the smarter sex and the sexier sex.

You are curvy, smooth, clever, and you smell nice.

We are brawny, hairy, angular, silly, and we stink.

We are built for the hunt and built for war. Because one man can impregnate many women, fewer of us are necessary for the continuation of the species. We are expendable, you are not.

We don’t talk (chatty hunters are hungry hunters) and so we don’t share ideas as much. We don’t discuss our problems, and we have a lot of problems worth discussing.

You have highly developed nurturing urges, you are inclusive and loving, clever and caring. You maintain social order in ways men cannot. Matriarchal cultures are a testament to your positive influence. Men are cancerous, just look at religion – it is patriarchal and sadistic.

You know what it means to be feminine, you are gorgeous and you are wise. If us men weren’t so adept at driving women to insanity, these letters would be redundant.

You are probably suspicious of this as you read it, so weary you are, being wary of men. Please allow yourself to hope that men aren’t all as bad as each other.

And we aren’t all your dad.

I am sorry for our capacity to drive you to despair. Please resist the urge.

Please be confident, serene, capable and educated, that you may rescue us from ourselves. Enchant us with your gaze, entrance us with your voice, excite us with your touch, transform us.

Teach us how to be inclusive and accommodating, calm us, control us and distract us from our darker urges.

You do not need my advice, it is I who needs yours.

Love,

Harry.

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Dear Harry: Do I look fat in this?

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Posted 22 Mar 2010 — by Harry
Category NLP, Raves

Dear Harry,
If a girl has bought a new pair of pants that she is really excited about, but you think they don’t look as great as she does, do you tell her that?”

- Sensitive

Well Sensitive, you pose an interesting question: Should I lie to a girl that has asked for my opinon? No. Do I? Occasionally – when I’m being cowardly.

There was this psychotherapist dude called Frank Farrelly who invented a thing he called Provocative Therapy. It’s bloody genius. It uses brutal honesty, humor and positive intent to empower people, give them perspective, and allow them to change.

The idea that you’re protecting someone’s feelings by lying to them is bogus. Be honest. You lie to make your own life easier. If someone close to you asks you questions and expects lies as answers, then they are all stuffed in the head and it’s your job to break that pattern. It’s not doing them any good.

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Bindass – A campaign of recklessness

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Posted 25 Feb 2010 — by Harry
Category India, Rants

A UTV channel in India called Bindass recently released an advertising campaign which appears to indicate that being an atheist is on par with not being serious about one’s career, doing drugs and being a slut.

What does being Bindass mean to you?

http://www.bindass.com/post/utv-bindass-what-i-am/

Thanks to Manushka for the heads up on this issue:

Manushka: Intelligent eye-candy to stop traffic.

She’s a very dear friend who is serious about her career(s), very chaste and abhors drugs. She’s also an avowed atheist – she doesn’t even believe in a single god. She also shared with me a rather interesting article which showed research has linked IQ with Liberalism, Atheism and sexual exclusivity in men (not women). Nicely done!

The point of the campaign appears to be: “Just because I watch this channel doesn’t mean that I’m a reprobate.”